A guy sent this in a Facebook message to a girl, referring to her profile picture (the girl does not know this guy and looks at his facebook to see if she recognizes him, only to find albums of different girls he thinks are hot…)
YOU BOTH DO HAVE UNUSUAL , UNBEARABLE , AND UNFORGETTABLE SEDUCTIVENESS AND BEAUTY… IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BIOLOGICALLY AND PHYSIOLOGICALLY HEALTHY MAN NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU… IT IS QUITE HARD TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND ATTRACTIVE… YOUR BEAUTIES CAN EASILY MAKE EVERY MAN WORSE THAN BEING KILLED AS THEY HAVE JUST MADE ME SO , UPON SEEING YOU…YOUR BEAUTIES ARE UNPRECEDENTED…