Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*.
Girl: Sorry, what? You forgot one last rejection—me rejecting you. Boo-hoo.
Single for a reason.
Would you like a band-aid for that burn?
Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*.
Girl: Sorry, what? You forgot one last rejection—me rejecting you. Boo-hoo.
Single for a reason.