A Less Than Charming Vanity Plate

Southern California has a vastly above average percentage of vanity plates- I don’t know the number, but am confident this is true. I’m even more confident it’s true because when I mentioned this notion to two native Southern Californians today they replied, “Wait, people don’t have them everywhere?” No, they do not! Most vanity plates are kind of boring (names, initials, things like that), but then once in a blue moon you see one that is out of control. Like the large man in a huge white pick-up truck who is driving around with a license plate that says…

B***** PLEASE!

Nope. Can’t make this stuff up.

SFAR