It all began with puka shell necklaces in middle school and now it seems everywhere you turn there is a gold chain necklace peeking out from underneath a guys shirt, subtly pinching on his chest hair and causing a strange, reviled feeling in the pit of your stomach that is the physical manifestation of your brain asking “Why is that man wearing a necklace?”
We have had numerous encounters with men wearing jewelry. Each experience made us cringe in the moment and laugh much later on down the line. Freedom of expression is great and all, but it’s got to be noted when a guy is ornamented. It’s just too funny to resist.
Sweet turquoise bracelet, dude.
What are your experiences with man ornaments? Please send in your stories. The best ones will be posted!
Xo SFAR