Coffee with a Side of Beard

A cute college girl is approached in a coffee shop by a man with a beard wearing a beret.

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Guy: Hey. You’re kinda cute.

Girl: Silence

Guy: Wanna buy me a coffee sometime?

Girl: What?? Silence

Despite accosting, girl does not engage. She walks out of coffee shop and is followed by the man for two blocks before ducking around a corner.

To all the suitors out there, if you tell a girl she is “kinda cute”, she’s probably not going to want to pay for your coffee.

Xo SFAR