It’s Monday, which means BACHELOR TIME! (or as I like to call it: Lonely Dumb Bar Owner from Austin Preys on 20-something fame addicts).
In celebration of this occasion, enjoy the faces of rejected bachelorettes, a few of our favorites below:
Caption: “But I don’t want to go back to Murray Hill!”
Caption: “But I’m only 23, where I come from that is an old maid y’all, an OLD MAID!”
No comment. At least practice your crying face until you don’t look like this before going on national television, sheesh.
Caption: Woo hoo- I got to be famous for 2 episodes and wore really crazy shoes on the first episode because I work in fashion in NEW YORK F**CKIN CITY!
Caption: Is my makeup running? No, please be honest and tell me if it is. Are you sure? Ok, keep rolling.
Caption: I just don’t understand why Brad didn’t give me a rose. Do you think maybe because this shirt is too revealing? No? What about my name? I added an “i” to make it seem more spunky and fun, but maybe it was too hard for him to sound out. Oooh, maybe its because I wax other dudes balls for a living. I just don’t know. Hmph.
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