Because “Formally Having Fun”… Does Not Sound Fun

(Sent via Facebook)

Hey ______,

We do have acquaintances in common — are you in NYC? I’d love to meet up and formally have fun. Yale Club? 21? I’m down with anything. Shoot me a text at (XXX)XXX-XXXX and I’d love to set something up. I’ll be in DC this Friday and Saturday if you’re in the area.

I’d love to see those photos and your stellarness. Thanksgiving was great in the Outer Banks… parents are getting older and making that move toward retirement (I know… 54 is so old). The beach was beautiful and chill this time of year. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving too!

Sincerely,

—_____ _____ III

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